Saturday, April 28, 2012

Erectile Dysfuction

Why all the fuss about a "Stiffy?"
I have been simply amazed this past decade with the aggressive advertising and dedicated research devoted to the manufacture of drugs to give old men a boner.  I think it is hilarious.  Really, imagine dedicating all that money and resources so an old geezer can get a stiffy while neglecting finding a cure for AIDS, or Parkensen's Disease or the various types of cancer?  Oh we put money into those programs... not to worry, but don't you know a putting on a "Chubby" is so much more important.
Hugh Hefner might be old but by golly he can still generate a hard on.
I think the world has gone crazy when our values are as such we deem a "Woody" much more important than love. I am no prude dude.  But in saying that as I age I see things from a different viewpoint.  If your a young man and there's problems getting the machinery down there functioning properly, that is to say you are having difficulty getting a hard on... then perhaps these drugs are meaningful.
What would George Washington do?
Perhaps wealthy old men with young girls in their arms works for you, it don't for me.  I find it all rather disgusting but then again some of those young gals gotta make a living.  For us regular folks sittin' at the dinner table having the evening meal with the whole family... while watching the evening news... we obviously must find it perfectly acceptable for the medical companies to interrupt the tranquility of family dining to advertise that dudes with gray hair, that would be dad, or grand dad or Mr. Perkins the mail man or that fat bastard down the street ain't gettin' it on with the Mrs. I can see it now when the kids ask,  "Mom, what's erectile dysfunction?"  "Bobby shut up and eat your peas!"

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Myhappyeye "I'm on the edge of Glory!"

"I'm on the Edge of Glory"
Freedom isn't Free...

There is something we American's who live in the quietude of suburbia can be thankful for, our lives may be bland but for now there is no Taliban walking about loaded to the hilt with RPG's, hand grenades, AK 47's and what have you, pissed at our "Devil" ways...  freely killing us on our own turf.  There's mucho to be said about the good of our 2nd Amendment rights, that we so freely use to defend our 1st Amendment rights; somehow those dudes with a strong anti-American religious message, heavily armed, all bearded and smelly with a bodacious body stench... annoy me, how about you?
Me and You !
I think our American civilization has reached a very high order of political sensibility these days, how about you?  Essentially we agree to disagree, and you must admit in these hard economic times are we not disagreeing?  It really doesn't matter in the states what your political leanings are for when the shit hits the fan we are one, we are always one. Suburbia is not all that bland, rather it is quite sensible. Dogs and cats, power tools and digging in the garden, mowing lawns and watching out for your neighbors kids... it's a good thing.  Really... after watching the Syrian government everyday for practically the entire last year... get away with murdering it's citizens, we have got a good thing going in the states, and we know it!  I will take crab grass over tanks firing rounds into my living room any day.
I was born this way.
We are surrounded by beauty most of us take little time to appreciate.  Soon Springtime will move into Summer, the days pass so fast; did you take time to smell your spring flowers?  It is when we stop to appreciate the gifts we have, and each other... is it when we remember we do not tolerate religious assholes attempting to take out freedom from us... with words or for that matter guns... on the battlefield or during electoral debate!  Don't tell me what to believe... I like most folk's, am smart enough to make up my own mind thank you very much!  Our freedom of thought is our American wealth.  American's do not take lightly assholes telling us what to think or to do; anyway we have blue jeans, rock and roll and attitude... so in my lifetime this has always been a saving grace the Taliban has never had!


It is a beautiful thing being an American in the suburbs, rock on...

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Start of the Hay Fever Season: "Easter Sunday"

I haven't seen a bee yet!
Easter Sunday and what a glorious warm sunny suburban quiet American cul de sac kind of day!  I am pleased to inform you Mitt Romney had nothing at all to do with the success this year of our daffodils. Although I suspect if he could have claimed...
This was a hot tub Sunday of there ever was one Roger!
As I sit here thinking of family... the family is spread half way around the world and back.  Right now to be found on the Seven Seas to darkest Africa, over on to Singapore and next the States; the United Kingdom part of the family is to be found where ever you go.
I prefer a nice Single Malt on a day like today, yes... with a fine cigar...
Winter was less harsh here this year, Spring has come very fast and I suspect in no time at all the heat will again be upon us, and this year with a fury...
I just love the Forsythia don't you?
Walking about the grounds I see there is much to do.  I am building another patio this season, it's to be very large with room enough when done to have a nice fire pit, raised gardens and a secluded quiet spot to sun one's self.
at the end of the day...
Spring flowers simply do not last as long as we would like.  They show promise of better day's to come.

Oh, before I forget, to the guy who runs the stock photo service that warned if I were someone who shoots flowers... don't bother to register...  Who needs you?

and not to forget Los Angels is sinking Click Here